Manaʻoʻo Blondie iā Santa Claus - ʻo wai ka mea e lawe mai i kahi kikoʻī no $100 ma kahi reindeer? A no ka hoʻomaikaʻi ʻana iā ia, hiki iā ʻoe ke noʻonoʻo, makemake ʻo ia e like me kahi wahine ʻo New Year's Eve! Inā ʻo wau ʻo ia, ʻaʻole wau e ʻōlelo ʻole - a no kaʻu mau kālā pū kekahi. No laila ua hana ʻo ia i kona waha no ka nui o ka nui! A manuahi ka ʻai ma ke alelo!
Aloha au i nā kaikamāhine me nā kāʻei garter ma ko lākou ʻūhā. Me he mea lā ke ʻae nei lākou ua lilo lākou i ʻīlio. Eia ka moa e omo ana i waho o ka lua. ʻAʻole mālama ʻo ia i kāna mea e komo ai i loko o kona waha, ʻeleʻele a keʻokeʻo paha, ʻōpio a ʻelemakule paha. Hāmama kona mau ʻāpana i nā mea a pau.
Ua maopopo nā mea a pau - ua hoʻopunipuni ʻo ia iā ia i ka moekolohe, akā ʻo wai ka mea nāna i kiʻiʻoniʻoni? Ua paʻi kiʻi ʻo ia me kahi pahupaʻikiʻi ʻokoʻa ma mua o ka mea i loaʻa i kona mau lima! ʻAʻole hāʻawi kahi kāmela huna i kēia kihi a me ka maikaʻi o ka pana! No laila, ʻo ka mea paʻi kiʻi i loko o ke keʻena me kahi kāmele ʻoihana a me kahi kāmela ma kona mau lima he farce wale nō.
ʻElua mau bipi wahine makai i hopu i ka mea lawehala. Ma mua o ka heluhelu ʻana iā ia i kāna mau pono, ua hoʻomaka lākou e ʻimi a omo i kāna dick. Hoʻokahi i ka manawa. E ʻoki ana lākou. drooling. A laila hana lākou iā lākou e palu i kā lākou pussies a hoʻopaʻa iā lākou. ʻAʻole lākou i noho a hana ʻole. Iā ia e hana ana iā lākou, e palu ana kekahi i kekahi. ʻO ia kaʻu e kapa nei i ka hoʻokō kānāwai. ʻAʻole makemake wau i ka bust e like me iaʻu iho.