He manaʻo maikaʻi loa ia no ka mea nona ka hale ʻaina e waiho i kāna wahine ma hope o ke keʻena. Hele mai ka poe kuai. ʻAe, ua koi mau ka wahine nymphomaniac i ka nānā ʻana, akā i kēia manawa ua maikaʻi ia no ka ʻoihana. ʻO kāna mau hiʻohiʻona ma ka ʻoihana mau, kūʻai ʻia ke kofe a me ka waiʻona, a loaʻa i kāna mau mea maʻamau. Hiki i ka barista ke kaulana inā ʻaʻole manaʻo kāna kāne.
He mea paʻi kiʻi ʻino, ka paparazzi. Komo mai i loko o ka lanai a kokoke e hoʻokomo i ka lens i loko o ka ʻiʻo o ka moa. A e moe ana ʻo ia ma laila me ka noʻonoʻo ʻana, "No ke aha lā kaʻu kāne ʻaʻole e kamaʻilio? Malia paha he mea hoʻopunipuni. Shit, pono kaua e pani i na paku!
Aia kekahi kaikamahine makemake e hana pēlā?