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He helehelena ko Papa e hoʻoweliweli iā ʻoe. A ua wela ka hoki a kaʻu kaikamahine i ke ahi i kona hahau ʻana. ʻIke loa, ʻo ka omo ʻana i kāna ʻāʻī ka mea maikaʻi loa no ka moa.