Ua ʻae ke kaikamahine hānai i kona makuakāne ʻaʻole i loaʻa iā ia kahi lomilomi poʻohiwi. Heh, heh - E hoʻoponopono wau i kēlā kuhihewa ʻana. ʻO wai ka mea i kanalua e iho ana kona mau lima ma luna o kona umauma. ʻO Blondie ka houhu a aia kāna moa i loko o kona waha wale nō. E ke kanaka, he ʻano Copperfield kēlā stepdad.
He niho momona ko ke keiki. E hoʻokuʻu i kou poke i waho, e loaʻa ana iā ʻoe kahi dick maoli ma waena o kou mau wāwae. ʻAʻole pono ʻo ia e hana nui e pili ana i ia mea, ua ʻike ʻia nā mea a pau nona ka ʻāpana pulu. Inā ʻo wau ʻo ia, e pīpī wau i kēlā helehelena nani - pono nā ʻohana e pale iā lākou iho.