ʻO ia kaʻu makemake e pili ana i kēia hōkū, he uʻi ʻo ia, me nā umauma maikaʻi a me ka puʻu maʻemaʻe. Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike ua kāhiko maikaʻi ʻo ia a mahalo i nā mea kūʻai aku ʻaʻole wale no ke kālā. Inā male ʻoe i ka moa e like me ia, e lilo ʻoe i dumpling i loko o ka ʻaila ʻawaʻawa! Hanai mau a lawelawe. ʻO ka moa e like me ia e mālama iā ia iho, e noho i ka meaʻai, ʻaʻohe kālā i mālama ʻia no kāna mālama. Omo i ka protein ma ka hana a ua māʻona! A aloha ʻo ia i kāna kāne no nā mea a pau!
ʻAha hemolele, he pupule kēlā! Hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻokomo i ʻelua dick i laila, ʻaʻole i kahi dick wale nō! ʻIke ʻia kēlā moa i ka hele ʻana o ke anaina. ʻO kēlā me kēia manawa ʻo ia e luʻu ai, ʻo ia ke kiʻi o ka sperm mai ka mea nānā ma hope o ka nānā. Ke nānā nei nā haneli a me nā tausani o nā studs i kēia mau hoʻolaha. ʻO wau iho i kaʻu mau pōpō a hiki i koʻu dick a noi aku e hoʻokuʻu ʻia i loko o ka ʻāʻī o kēia wahine palaka. A he kino nui kona! Makemake au e palu i kona mau lehelehe ma waena o kona mau wāwae. ʻO ia ke ʻano o ka loaʻa ʻana o nā lele i loko o kou ʻōpū ke hiki aku kāu dick i kona iwi ʻaoʻao!
♪ a ʻaʻole ʻo ia i makemake e hoʻokama iaʻu ♪