ʻO nā wāwae a me ka hoki kāhāhā no ka wahine o ke ʻano haʻahaʻa. ʻO kahi uila wale nō - ua loaʻa iaʻu kahi boner kokoke koke! He kaikamahine ʻino ʻo ia, ua palu kona alelo i kaʻu dick, a i kona mau maka he mau daimonio liʻiliʻi wale nō e lele ana. Aloha au i kēia mau wahine ʻino, ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hōʻoluʻolu me ia!
No laila, kau ʻo ia iā ia ma luna o kāna koʻokoʻo a ʻaʻohe mea ʻino. Loaʻa nā ʻano hana mana a pau i ka Pōʻakahi o ka Makahiki Hou a makemake ʻo ia i kēia manawa - ʻoluʻolu ke kīpē piha! Ua palu ʻo ia i kāna dick ma hope - he hōʻailona o ka mahalo. ʻOiaʻiʻo, hāʻawi wale ka makua kāne i kāna kaikamahine i nā waffles hou loa!
He "ʻaʻole-ʻaʻole."